Making Marmalade for the Dead (2)
Granny's father stuck to cooking breakfast, luckily for Granny's mother. She did not have to make marmalade alongside a Beloved stuffing squid. Guess who did. Fancy a squid-flavoured conserve anyone?
(And no, his cooling liquids did not actually infiltrate the oranges....but it was a close run thing.)
(Sunny for two days if anyone's interested....but with an ICY wind.)