Well, dears, if you have a little time to spare today, if you need cheering up, thinking of all those poors suckers being drowned at Glastonbury, try this. Just think how deprived Granny's generation was - nothing for them between Alex Comfort's Joy and someone who signed herself only 'J' s The Sensual Woman; which Granny does seem to remember coming up with some interesting if unseemly ideas for using whipped cream and chocolate buttons. Lucy Mangan seems to have had much more fun. So, reading her on a very windy and gloomy morning, did Granny. So might you. Enjoy.